US Olympic swimmer Cullen Jones. I’m highly upset that we weren’t introduced back at the 2008 Olympics. He really is perfect for me. He’s 28 years old, 6’5″ (I LOVE a tall man), and athletic; the hairrrr:
The big, beautiful smile (that everyone says I too have 24-7):
And the body:
Add to all of that the fact that he’s the spokesman for the Make A Splash program to teach minorities how to swim to reduce drowning deaths. SIGH. What a sweetheart.
OMG we would have cute, athletic babies too. Cullen: Call me, maybe??
I’m going to go take a cold shower or something, and leave you all with this: